The all beef hot dog from QuikTrip can trace its history back to the Tutankhamen Dynasty of ancient Egypt and may in fact be the precursor to modern civilization.    Archeologists have found hieroglyphic markings of hot dogs on the Rosetta Stone which translate to, "nourishment for the long journey to Carthage."   It has even been theorized that a monument to the hot dog lay at the feet of the Sphinx but eroded some time soon after the nose.  Later, the Romans adopted the hot dog and began steaming buns for added flavor.  They believed this method to be a gift from their god Oscmayerus, the god of the walk-in-pantry.  New evidence suggests that hot dogs were originally brought to the New World by Juan Pizarro, who traded a dozen of them for the Yucatan Peninsula.

Okay, while there's really nothing historical about QuikTrip's plump, juicy all beef hot dogs, they will change the way you look at a quick, easy meal.